Beware bloggers, this marked the beginning of attack of 431-A strain on wordpress.com!!
This strange strain is subdivided into 8 substrains.
a) Maizatul Farah binti Mahmood (substrain Ieja)
- The most virulent substrain. Morphologically voluptuous and sexy. Generally characterized as powerful and explosive but MENTALLY TWISTED.
b) Faiz Najmi bin Mansor (substrain Efenem)
- The ambitious substrain. Morphologically still and steady. Generally characterized as smart and linguistic but MENTALLY TWISTED.
c) Rose Ngui Miao Yee (substrain Blurry)
- The memory substrain. Morphologically japanese-looked-alike. Generally characterized as a xerox machine to replicate information but MENTALLY TWISTED.
d) Mohd Fadzli bin Zahari (substrain Fastly)
- The diligent substrain. Morphologically sleepy face and muscular. Generally characterized as calm and serene but MENTALLY TWISTED.
e) Lim Shou Zhi (substrain U-lim)
- The dorky substrain. Morphologically athletic and arrogant. Generally characterized as hardworking and caring but MENTALLY TWISTED.
f) Chia Kok King (substrain Coco)
- The contagious substrain. Morphologically stylish and naughty. Generally characterized as expressive and talented but MENTALLY TWISTED.
g) Nanthakumar Nadarajah (substrain Ntah)
- The toxic substrain. Morphologically mobster-ish and fashionable. Generally characterized as intelligent and clever but MENTALLY TWISTED.
h) Tan Ka Keat (substrain T2K)
-The genius substrain. Morphologically looks like a needle with long appendages. Generally characterized as “crouching tiger hidden dragon” but MENTALLY TWISTED.
Epidemiology :
Hostels 1,3,5, Medical Street, Nizhny Novgorod, Russia. Affects both males and females.
Frequency :
24-7
Treatment :
No current treatment. Microbiologists are working their asses off to discover new antiviral drugs to destroy this strain of virus.
Prophylaxis :
No prophylaxis updated so far. It’s believed that in 2 years time, this strain will be widespreaded throughout Russia and Asia, especially in South East Asia.
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owh, they’re viruses. I thought of bacteria at first. Wondering why??
Comment by 'Ain Nasir — May 20, 2008 @ 8:22 pm |
We’re not bacteria. We’re not sensitive to the broadest antibiotics. Ngehehehe. Why did you even wonder if we’re bacteria??? hmmmmmmm
Comment by kkkochi — May 20, 2008 @ 8:28 pm |
i didn’t know that kok king, faiz and fadzli are in the same group… no wonder all of them got the same syndrome…
Comment by soo ching — May 20, 2008 @ 9:19 pm |
Syndrome Kelelakian right?
I knew it!!!
wakakakakaka…….
Comment by kkkochi — May 20, 2008 @ 9:24 pm |
haha..431-A..nth better to do har..well,btn don’t u think “MARVELLOUS” substrain is more suitable to replace substrain Efenem??? kaka :>
Comment by joethew — May 21, 2008 @ 11:35 am |
we have something better to do, that’s why we’re here lor…..
the term MARVELLOUS is temporary only. Rather than that, Efenem suits better coz that’s his name…or whatever it is. HAHA
Comment by kkkochi — May 21, 2008 @ 3:42 pm |
ngegegege.. another common syndrome for this strain of virus, that literally means peter griffin is affected too! or issit the other way round.. like a mixed virulent infection? ngegege
Comment by r0s3 — May 21, 2008 @ 6:06 pm |
Hmmm… it’s interesting to talk about one particular substrain. I love that substrain!!! Apart from efenem, this substrain can be called “marvellous” or “ngengenge”…
What-d-eva
Comment by efenem — May 21, 2008 @ 8:45 pm |
peter griffin syndrome…ngengengenge….
the scientists who are working so hard to wipe the 431-A substrains surely must hate our strain so much~!
Comment by ieja — May 22, 2008 @ 6:47 pm |