8 Mentally Twisted Medical Students

October 2, 2008

Subjek Picisan – Epidemiology

Filed under: Twisted! — efenem @ 9:23 pm
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Epidemiology is a very important subject in med school. I am not an epidemiologist, but I know it is important. The President of NNSMA himself is a gold-medal epidemiologist.

Yeah, so it is important.

It is a very important subject that the teacher still wants me to replace class when I took a day off to celebrate Raya. It is very important that every definition must be memorized word by word. Such is the high standard of epidemiology in NNSMA.

 

The lectures are superb. But sadly, the classes are not. The breaks are very long. I don’t know about the other teachers, but ours gave us break for 1.5 hours yesterday and 3 hours break today!

That spells YIPPPPEEEEEEE!

Epid class waste time

Kok King wee-weely jumps around in the classroom, in between the UMNO and MISA presidents who were conspiring about taking over MSA presidency ngenge…

 

Waste time watch porn

And then spent some time watching disgusting porn in someone’s N95. Look at those happy faces….

 

Bosan epid waste time

Boring faces

 

Waste time epid

More boring faces….

 

Waste time

Nothing much to learn in epidemiology class. I wonder how much of MARA’s, JPA’s and private students’ USD went down the drain in today’s class?

 

Perhaps I should also petition to abolish epidemiology?? :)

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri.

我的第一个附加实习班…

Filed under: Life — limshouzhi @ 8:39 pm

夏天, 当我要缴交我第五学年的学费时! 代理人告诉我说必须多付500美金! 相等于大约1500 令吉, 15堂课, 150令吉一堂. 我的天啊! 这就是俄罗斯, 附加实习班就是赚钱的途径! 真是有钱能使鬼推磨呀说什么要提升我们对医学的知识, 这不是校方该为我们提供的吗? 干嘛还要加钱? 早前就听说这实习课更本就是废

 

现在还闹得满城风雨同学们为了避免交那昂贵的费用, 还纷纷开始搞起了抗议行动我们也是因给了钱, 才被逼去的 

 

30-09-2008…!

 

这是我第一个实习课, 刚下讲堂, 我们三人 (, 国庆和Farah) 就火箭般的冲向医院, 讲好了5 点开始嘛, 我们虽然迟到了不15分钟, 但还不算最迟的那个. 费了九牛二虎之力, 终于找到负责老师, 他只说了: 坐着, 等下. 就去办他的事了. 哗晒! 钱给了, 就不当回事吗?

 

我们都很不满, 脸都黑到像火碳般了. 基于无奈, 我们就拿了相机, 拍了些我们最擅长的确自拍!

 

时间 滴答’, ‘滴答!’ 地过了十五分钟终于有点动静了! 老师说他要教我们心脏扫描 (Echocardiogram)… 这是我们的第一次, 心情更是雀跃万分!

 

老师带了两个病人, 他们都有一个共同点, 就是患有心脏问题. 第一个病人胸部还患有肿瘤呢! 他的心跳過速, 而且脉搏不一, 进行心脏扫描时看到左心房扩大, 大动脉瓣膜硬化. 他都一一解释给我们听, 可惜美中不足的是全以俄语讲解, 幸好我有个翻译家 国庆, 不然, 就像对牛弹琴了.

 

第二个病人, 老师终于让我们大展身手了, 可怜的是那个病人, 任由我们差遣. 可是他却给予100% 的合作! 经过这次, 我才能深深体验到, 看和做是两回事. 看时, 觉得比煮鸡蛋还容易嘛! , 要不是有老师从旁教导. , 还难如登天.

 

经验, 适当的力度, 准确性, 和技巧都扮演着很重要的角色! 不然, 要看到清晰的心脏扫描,就非常的困难了.

 

150令吉换来的一课, 值得吗? 当然, 我还不敢下定论, 必须待多几堂课嘛! 但校方自那天后就取消了这项课程, 待进一步和同学磋商. 如果取消, 取回钱的话, 那我不就赚到咯! 嘻嘻

 

epidemio cycle?

Filed under: Twisted! — mfzfadzli @ 5:09 pm

epidemio cycle is a funfair for our gruppie (^^)V…

c ya guys tomorrow in the class ea… papai (^^)

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