A little bit about these mentally twisted people….

From left: Efenem, Blurry, U-lim, Emefzack, Coco, Ieja, Ntah.

The most hated group of NNSMA. Our minds are too twisted for anyone outside the group to fathom the gist of our twisted minds.
DON’T HATE US COZ WE’RE PRETTY,oooo~~~…

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This strange strain is subdivided into 7 substrains.

a) Maizatul Farah binti Mahmood (substrain Ieja)

- The most virulent substrain. Morphologically voluptuous and sexy. Generally characterized as powerful and explosive but MENTALLY TWISTED.

 

b) Faiz Najmi bin Mansor (substrain Efenem)

- The ambitious substrain. Morphologically still and steady. Generally characterized as smart and linguistic but MENTALLY TWISTED.

 

c) Rose Ngui Miao Yee (substrain Blurry)

- The memory substrain. Morphologically japanese-looked-alike. Generally characterized as a xerox machine to replicate information but MENTALLY TWISTED.

 

d) Mohd Fadzli bin Zahari (substrain Emefzack)

- The diligent substrain. Morphologically sleepy face and muscular. Generally characterized as calm and serene but MENTALLY TWISTED.

 

e) Lim Shou Zhi (substrain U-lim)

- The dorky substrain. Morphologically athletic and arrogant. Generally characterized as hardworking and caring but MENTALLY TWISTED.

 

f) Chia Kok King (substrain Coco)

- The contagious substrain. Morphologically stylish and naughty. Generally characterized as expressive and talented but MENTALLY TWISTED.

 

g) Nanthakumar Nadarajah (substrain Ntah)

- The toxic substrain. Morphologically mobster-ish and fashionable. Generally characterized as intelligent and  clever but MENTALLY TWISTED.

 

 

Epidemiology :

Hostels 1,3,5, Medical Street, Nizhny Novgorod, Russia. Affects both males and females.

Frequency :

24-7

Treatment :

No current treatment. Microbiologists are working their asses off to discover new antiviral drugs to destroy this strain of virus.

Prophylaxis :

No prophylaxis updated so far. It’s believed that in 2 years time, this strain will be widespreaded throughout Russia and Asia, especially in South East Asia.